Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Sexy Video Game Halloween Returns_ The Winners_

Oh God, what have I done? Oh that’s right, I asked the wrong people to create an alternative line of sexy video game Halloween costumes. I brought this on myself, and now I’m bringing it to you. Talk about a close race. Also talk about massive amounts of guilt, copious amounts of laughter, and some serious confusion followed by real talk of if my wife-creature can cobble together one of those Black Mage costumes. Scroll down, you’ll see the one I was talking about. But not before you’ve seen this week’s winning entry, the nearly-disastrous Star Fox Commando costume. Billysan almost didn’t win it — in his original entry Fox was clearly wearing shorts — but he came through in the end and I realized there’s no way of phrasing it that wouldn’t have sounded dirty. Speaking of feeling dirty… This Week’s Honorable Mentions, Honorable Being Relative Taurenrider — because that’s one handsome woman. blazeeeee1 — because where are her legs? WHERE ARE HER LEGS?! vinuraba — because no! We do not do these ทางเข้า winner55 ผ่านโทรศัพท์มือถือ​ things! ForeverWhatever — even better than….I can’t Zohaibman72 — because some sort of joke about downloadable content, or turn it backwards for junk in the trunk. Chrury Sanson — for doing this before it ends up in trendy indie porn. Chuy Hernandez — for this week’s Yono all app most frightening image. Cartoonivore — for all yono app a new kind of creeper. Blees — for sexy loot cave 1.0 Liquid-X — for sexy loot cave 2.0 Ganonthegreat1 — for constantly living up to his name. Pikapool — for so many nightmares. Also_Ran — for bravery in the face of the original image. uscg_pa — for making me choose between this and the Kotaku fish, you bastard. GiantBoyDetective — though I’m not sure he thought this sexy sandbag costume through. DShealey — for coming incredibly close to winning this thing. Arch Duke Incredibly Long Name — just for typing “Sexy Gabe Newell” Billysan — for the first ever “Mike’s wife forcing him to include this one too” double winning entry award. Tygore — for the sexiest Mr. Game and Watch ever. and of course… Billysan for the win! Join us tomorrow, when I’ll be washing my eyes and soul out with a cutest kitten picture contest.