Backhanded Box Quotes_ Cursing Madden

Welcome back to “Backhanded Box Quotes,” a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic, Amazon and elsewhere. This week’s Backhanded Box Quotes concern a game that needs no introduction: Madden NFL 13, which has somehow managed to sell a zillion copies the past eight years despite not having anything good said about it by the people who still buy it every year.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Madden NFL 13 Released: Aug. 28 Critic: yayonaize (Metacritic) • “The no fun league has transcended into a video game form.” Score: 0 Critic: yono business sbi Hooky586 (Metacritic) • “There are several uniform mistakes throughout the game. For instance when have your seen the Bears wear orange pants?” Score: 0 Critic: Skaterpunk444 (Metacritic) • “I literally spent 2 days of playing this game ONLY PUNTS/KICKOFFS AND BLOCKING FIELD GOALS… in till yono business I decided to end my rummy meet relationship with this game.” Score: 0 Critic: gridironjunky (Metacritic) • “This game itself deserves better than the zero I’m giving it. However not much” Score: 0 Critic: Megan M. Sims (Amazon) • “the Madden 13 coaster is easily a 3 star rated item due to the hole in the middle and no anti-slip coating.” Score: 1 star Critic: Brandon P. “Brandon” (Amazon) • “The kicking suck like butthole.” Score: 1 star Backhanded Box Quotes will be an occasional feature of Kotaku’s Anger Management hour, unless it isn’t.